ROBOT CAFÉ LAUNCHES IN TOKYO

Panel 1: A group of excited customers are gathered around a robot barista in a café.

Customer 1: Wow, this is amazing! My latte is perfect.

Customer 2: And look, the robot even drew a cute heart on my cappuccino.

Panel 2: The café owner is standing at the counter, looking proud.

Owner: Our robot baristas can make any coffee drink you want, just the way you like it.

Panel 3: A grumpy customer enters the café, holding a crumpled piece of paper.

Grumpy Customer: Excuse me, I ordered a soy latte with no foam, and this is clearly a regular latte with foam.

Panel 4: The robot barista is holding up its arms in a shrug.

Robot Barista: I’m sorry, I am programmed to make coffee drinks according to customer orders.

Panel 5: The grumpy customer storms out of the café.

Grumpy Customer: This is ridiculous, I’m never coming back here again!

Panel 6: The owner and the other customers are laughing.

Owner: Some people just can’t handle the future.

Issue 13

FutureIntel News Issue #13: May 6, 2123

NEW SPACECRAFT TO EXPLORE OUTER SOLAR SYSTEM

A new spacecraft, named the Voyager II, is set to embark on a mission to explore the outer reaches of our solar system. The Voyager II is equipped with the latest technology and will be able to send back unprecedented data and images from beyond the Kuiper Belt. “This is an exciting mission that will help us learn more about the outer solar system and the origins of our universe,” said NASA Director Karen Chen. The spacecraft is set to launch next month and will take several years to reach its destination. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting mission.